Jokes

A friend called tonight just to tell me a joke. A deaf is going to visit a patient in the hospital. Before going, he thinks about how to communicate with the patient. The first question and expected answer is: how are you feeling now?-I am getting better.-Thanks God; second one is: What is your diet for now?-Congee or soup.-It is good for you; third one: who is your doctor?-Dr. xx-Oh, he has good reputation, you must agree with me.

Then he goes to the hospital, he asks the patient, " how are you?". The patient says that he is dying. The deaf says, " thanks God". The patient is very angry after hearing that and his face turned into green, but the deaf doesn't notice that and asks, " what you eat recently?"; the patient says, "poison!"; the deaf says, "wow, it is good for you." The deaf continutes the talk, "who is your doctor?" The patient says "Devil". The deaf then says, " he has good reputation, you must agree with me about that."

I could not help laughing...... It is really nice that there are friends around making you laugh, esecially when you are a little down. You must agree with me about that:)